A lawyer sued the concept of “Real Time.” He argued that “Billable Time” is a separate dimension that doesn’t follow the laws of physics.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
M’lady... this joke is superb.