A lawyer’s office chair told him to “get to work.” He sued the chair for “unauthorized managerial overreach.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Waddle on over and read this!
A wild laugh appeared!