Stealing from the rich and giving… to the legal team.
My lawyer is like Robin Hood. He takes from the rich and keeps it for himself.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2018 Archive: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a facial recognition scanner to the funeral? To make sure the "heirs" a... read more »
Why did the lawyer bring a facial recognition scanner to the funeral? To make sure the "heirs" a... read more »
2. 2005 Classic: The Batman Begins Defense
Why did the lawyer represent Bruce Wayne? He argued that "the Bat-Signal" was an illegal form of... read more »
Why did the lawyer represent Bruce Wayne? He argued that "the Bat-Signal" was an illegal form of... read more »
3. 2020 Vintage: The Animal Crossing Deposition
Why did the lawyer set up an office in Animal Crossing? To sue Tom Nook for "predatory lending p... read more »
Why did the lawyer set up an office in Animal Crossing? To sue Tom Nook for "predatory lending p... read more »
4. 1998 Classic: The Library Debt
Why did the lawyer owe the library $500? He checked out a book on ethics and "lost" it on purpos... read more »
Why did the lawyer owe the library $500? He checked out a book on ethics and "lost" it on purpos... read more »
5. 2010 Classic: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use "App Store Blue" font? To trick the client into clicking "Accept All Fees... read more »
Why did the lawyer use "App Store Blue" font? To trick the client into clicking "Accept All Fees... read more »
6. 1995 Legacy: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer study at the cemetery? He wanted to look for "lost" heirs and fresh leads.Par... read more »
Why did the lawyer study at the cemetery? He wanted to look for "lost" heirs and fresh leads.Par... read more »
7. 2015 Archive: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never use "Auto-Reply"? Because he believes his "manual responses" are worth $... read more »
Why does a lawyer never use "Auto-Reply"? Because he believes his "manual responses" are worth $... read more »
8. 2018 Legacy: The Slack Huddle
Why did the lawyer love Slack's new features? Because "Huddling" sounds much more professional t... read more »
Why did the lawyer love Slack's new features? Because "Huddling" sounds much more professional t... read more »
9. 2017 Vintage: The Fortnite Dance Suit
Why did the lawyer sue Epic Games? Because his client "invented" a dance move at a 1998 wedding ... read more »
Why did the lawyer sue Epic Games? Because his client "invented" a dance move at a 1998 wedding ... read more »
10. 1998 Classic: The Search Engine Logic
Why did the lawyer prefer AltaVista over Google? Because AltaVista took longer to load, allowing... read more »
Why did the lawyer prefer AltaVista over Google? Because AltaVista took longer to load, allowing... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[2012-01-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]AltaVista_Pro: Best result I ever found on a search engine.
[2007-08-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]WAP_Navigator: Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
[2007-02-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]Jordan_Fan_23: Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
[1997-03-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]Overly_Attached: I’m watching you... read this joke!
[1996-06-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]Y_U_NO_Laugh: Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
[2007-04-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Safari_Surfer: A wild laugh appeared!
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this is why we have the internet. for this kind of gold.
the logic holds up. i checked. lol.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.