The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.
My lawyer told me my case was a slam dunk. Then I realized he was the one holding the hoop and charging me for the ball.
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition
In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The TikTok Ban (Final)
A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
literally me trying to fix my life every monday.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.