A lawyer used a “Holographic Bluff.” He made it look like he was walking out, while he was actually sitting at the table eating a sandwich.
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Found a real treasure with this one.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
I see what you did there. Clever!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!