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2025 Vintage: The Negotiation

 A lawyer used a “Holographic Bluff.” He made it look like he was walking out, while he was actually sitting at the table eating a sandwich.

Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9604/04/2008 03:05Found a real treasure with this one.
@Myspace_Tom02/27/2001 02:11I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Zoolander_Blue10/21/2000 06:43Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Numa_Numa_Guy02/02/2014 13:50Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Frame_Set_Wizard01/17/1995 05:08I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Arthas_Fan_0207/04/2000 01:21Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@I_See_What_You07/14/2009 21:08I see what you did there. Clever!
@Mobile_Web_0109/27/1995 21:06Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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