Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a “guilty” verdict in the metaverse before his physical body even entered the courtroom.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
One does not simply read one joke.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Actually, it IS a cool story!
Heh heh heh. Good one.