A lawyer cited a law that was passed in the year 2040. He argued that since the AI predicted it, the court should treat it as “inevitable precedent.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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