2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a “Fully Autonomous Chicken.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@GameBoy_Color12/29/2006 20:33Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@CRT_Degauss09/02/2007 05:43BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@American_Psycho_P04/10/2011 20:29I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Chain_Mail_Hater04/08/2013 10:35I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@WordPress_Fan_0305/12/1997 07:31The best thing since version 1.0!

@Safari_Surfer11/28/2013 02:25A wild laugh appeared!