Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a “Cease and Desist” on his head, which he called “unauthorized physical service of process.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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