Scientists used lawyers for a “Simulated Reality” study. The lawyers tried to sue the simulator for “breach of spatial contract.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
But you have heard of this joke!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!