2025 Archive: The Library

A lawyer sued the library for having “Free Knowledge” when he was trying to sell “Premium Confusion.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

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He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

@Optical_Mouse_9908/25/2003 21:13I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Yugioh_Duelist06/17/2015 05:43You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Woman_Yelling_C10/13/2000 12:03The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Map_Maker_X05/14/2004 11:13The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Shut_Up_Money10/28/2014 20:42Shut up and take my laughter!