A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main issue? Who gets custody of the smart home’s operating system.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
Tapping my way to a good mood.