The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient. My doctor used a solid gold stethoscope. I asked him if it worked better. He said,… Read More »The Expensive Stethoscope
2025 Vintage: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, completely mesmerized by the digital “3D Pipes” animation, believing it is a live security feed… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
2025 Legacy: The AI-Generated Farewell
Why did the manager cross the road? Because the AI “Agent” told him there was a 99.9% chance of a “Better Simulation” on the other… Read More »2025 Legacy: The AI-Generated Farewell
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main issue? Who gets custody of the smart home’s operating system. Part of the… Read More »2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
2025 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find my VR headset? Part of the 54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2025 Classic: The Canoe
2025 Vintage: The “Art of the Deal
Global Edition”: Why is foreign policy so quiet? Because every world leader realized that a “Strongly Worded Tweet” from the President is more expensive than… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Art of the Deal
2024 Archive: The B-52
“Light it up like a rocket to the moon.” Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2024 Archive: The B-52
2024 Legacy: The Ghost’s Diet
Why do ghosts love diet soda? Because they want to stay “boo-tiful.” Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive.… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Ghost’s Diet
2023 Legacy: The Kindle “Scribe”
Why was the boss writing on his e-reader? He wanted to show he was “Digital” but he still missed the feeling of making a mess… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Kindle “Scribe”
2023 Legacy: Beyoncé’s Traffic Jam
Why was Beyoncé late to the show? Because she was stuck in L.A. traffic, proving that even a literal goddess isn’t immune to the 405… Read More »2023 Legacy: Beyoncé’s Traffic Jam