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2025 Vintage: The “Art of the Deal

Global Edition”: Why is foreign policy so quiet? Because every world leader realized that a “Strongly Worded Tweet” from the President is more expensive than a trade embargo.

Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Vintage: The "California" Fallout
Why is the White House ignoring the West Coast? Because the Presi...read more »
2025 Archive: The "No More Remote Work" Order
Why did the President order federal workers back to their desks? ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Education" Debate
Why did they want to close it? Because the D.O.G.E. department fi...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Blue Wall" Demolition
Why did Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin fail? Because "The ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Elon Musk "Dark MAGA" Era
Why was he jumping on stage? To prove that if you have $200 billi...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Quote
Why was JD Vance’s old comment a 2024 hit? To remind the world th...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pi_Mathematics05/13/2001 07:56Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude10/22/2007 04:00The Dude abides... this joke.
@Donny_V_ShutUp08/20/2010 19:30Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Rocket_Power_9908/01/1998 23:20We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Hide_The_Pain_H10/08/2005 13:12I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Evolution_Dance04/25/2015 02:53The history of humor in one post.
@Net_Neutrality10/03/1998 16:04Equality for all jokes!

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