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2024 Archive: The “Cryptocurrency” Pivot

Why did Trump love Bitcoin in ’24? Because he realized that “Digital Gold” is the only thing that matches the decor in his living room.

Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 2024 “The Great Rematch & Torch Passing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch03/13/1997 02:20There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Gladiator_Maximus11/07/1997 19:50Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance11/15/1998 18:23Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Pedro_For_Pres12/10/2002 01:45Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Hamster_Dance_X09/20/1997 19:50Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Ancient_Aliens_G03/07/2002 21:21I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

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