Why did Trump work the drive-thru? To prove that he’s the only billionaire who knows exactly how much salt goes on a medium fry—and to make sure everyone knew Kamala’s resume didn’t have a “Quarter Pounder” section.
Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 2024 “The Great Rematch & Torch Passing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Woke" Archive
Why are they digitizing old HR manuals? To create a museum of "Th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Truth" Cleanup
Why was the old bureaucracy crying? Because they realized that "T...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Unburdened by What Has Been"
Why was this Kamala’s favorite phrase? Because it’s the most soph...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Joe Biden in the Amazon" Trip
Why did he walk into the jungle? To show that even after the elec...read more »
39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Midterm Blues” Edition
In 2014, the American Presidency felt like an iPhone with a crack...read more »
2025 Classic: The "X" Phone
Why is the White House switching to a new smartphone? So the Pres...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Trump "Ear" Moment
Why was the Butler, PA photo so iconic? Because in 2024, "Defianc...read more »
2024 Archive: The Kamala "Coconut Tree" Summer
Why was everyone talking about context? Because "You think you ju...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "America First" (Again, Again)
Why is the slogan still a hit? Because it’s the only "Sequel" in ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Education" Debate
Why did they want to close it? Because the D.O.G.E. department fi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Presidential Jokes: The 2001 “New Beginnings & Brave Faces” Edition
In 2001, the American Presidency moved from the "Saxophone Era" t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Zelenskyy" Meeting
Why was it so short? Because in 2025, "Peace" is something you ne...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition
In 2012, the American Presidency was a high-stakes digital battle...read more »
36 Presidential Jokes: The 2018 “Singapore Summits & Trade Wars” Edition
In 2018, the American Presidency felt like a high-stakes poker ga...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
A classic from the Spanish web too!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Top tier web animation humor!
RT if you think this is funny!