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2025 Vintage: The “Department of Truth” Cleanup

Why was the old bureaucracy crying? Because they realized that “Tenure” is not a valid defense against a guy with a spreadsheet and a rocket ship.

Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Kill_Bill_Bride06/20/2003 17:14I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
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