Why did the President put Elon Musk in charge of efficiency? Because he’s the only man in America who can fire half of Twitter in a weekend and still think he has enough staff to go to Mars.
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
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A joke about nothing? Love it!
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Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
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