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2025 Classic: The Inauguration 2.0 Weather

Why was the 2025 Inauguration so bright? Because even the sun knew that if it didn’t show up, the new Department of Efficiency would try to replace it with a more cost-effective LED version.

Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2025 Legacy: The "Zelenskyy" Meeting
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2025 Vintage: The "TikTok" Redemption
Why is the app still here? Because the President realized that "D...read more »
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Why did the President send a bill to Europe? To prove that "Prote...read more »
2024 Archive: The Taylor Swift Endorsement
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2024 Vintage: The "Mar-a-Lago" Cabinet Meetings
Why is the government moving to Florida? To show that "Department...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Meme-ified" Economy
Why is the stock market so volatile? Because in 2025, the GDP is ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Golden Age" Branding
Why is everything "Golden" in 2025? Because the President realize...read more »
33 Presidential Jokes: The 2006 “Quails, Questions & Quagmires” Edition
In 2006, the Presidency felt like a Texas hunting trip—full of un...read more »

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