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2024 Classic: The Biden Drop-out Letter

Why did the President withdraw on a Sunday afternoon on Twitter? Because after 50 years in D.C., he realized that the best way to say “Goodbye” is a screenshot that crashes the internet during lunch.

Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 2024 “The Great Rematch & Torch Passing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper10/21/2013 14:06Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Harry_Potter_0108/07/2002 06:54Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@QuickTime_Viewer11/24/1996 20:15Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club08/20/2013 19:58A joke about nothing? Love it!
@DVD_Rom_King11/26/2002 12:42More capacity for humor on this site!
@Memento_Guy04/28/2013 11:20Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance07/12/1998 08:14Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@G_I_Joe_Real08/23/2001 04:43And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Terran_Marine06/07/2013 19:17Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Podcast_Listener04/21/2004 00:55I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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