In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age. We were trading our CDs for MP3s, learning that “ogres are like onions,”… Read More »36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
Because they make up everything! It’s a atomic conspiracy.
Because it had too many problems. We can all relate to that sometimes.
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He argued that “AI has made being an associate so easy, it should… Read More »2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
I’m “sharing” my consciousness. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina, and we are all just “working late” to finish the leftover ribs. Part of… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “Espresso” (Still!) Energy
Why did the President withdraw on a Sunday afternoon on Twitter? Because after 50 years in D.C., he realized that the best way to say… Read More »2024 Classic: The Biden Drop-out Letter
Someone’s parrot started saying “Is that your final answer?” He’s definitely on her payroll. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2023 “ChatGPT & Barbie”… Read More »2023 Classic: The Bird
I’m “working” on my digital footprint. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
Why the heartbeat of the Stones? For the loss of the most elegant and steady drummer in rock history, leaving the Rolling Stones without their… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Death of Charlie Watts
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