2011 Classic: The Best Costume Design
Why did Alice in Wonderland win? Because Tim Burton is the only person who can make a hat look like it’s having a nervous breakdown.… Read More »2011 Classic: The Best Costume Design
2010 Legacy: The Iniesta Goal
Why was the World Cup Final settled in the 116th minute? Because Andres Iniesta decided that 0-0 was boring, scoring the winner for Spain and… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Iniesta Goal
2009 Legacy: The Dark and Stormy
“Like the plot of Inception… wait, that’s next year.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Slumdog Millionaire Oscar
Why did the lawyer cry? Because he realized a kid in a game show made more in one night than he did in a year… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Slumdog Millionaire Oscar
2008 Vintage: The “Urban Legend” of the Iranian Speedboats
Why did they buzz the Navy? To prove that “Aggressive Jet-Skiing” is a legitimate naval strategy. Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Urban Legend” of the Iranian Speedboats
2008 Legacy: The Slumdog Millionaire Rise
Why the “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” tie-in? For a movie that proved you can have no stars and a lot of subtitles and… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Slumdog Millionaire Rise
2007 Vintage: The Smartphone
Why did the blonde call her phone a “Genius”? Because it was “smarter” than her old flip phone. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Smartphone
2007 Archive: The Best Animated Short
Why did The Danish Poet win? Because even in a short film, the Academy loves a good European accent. Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2007 Archive: The Best Animated Short
2006 Archive: The Tech Support
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my emails look like they were sent from the future so I can… Read More »2006 Archive: The Tech Support
2006 Classic: The Departed Part 2
“Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe f*** yourself.” “Is that your answer to ‘Will you be home for dinner?’“ Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High… Read More »2006 Classic: The Departed Part 2