Why were the middle-schoolers snickering? Because every time someone mentioned “the bird’s breast,” they entered a five-minute loop of nasal giggling.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Tapping my way to a good mood.