Why was there a “QR Code” on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay the “Meat Emissions Tax” in real-time before the first slice was served to avoid a fine from the Global Climate Agency.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Real-Life" Ad-Blocker
Why couldn't Uncle Jim hear the commercials on the TV? Because hi...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Hacked" Stuffing
Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition
In 2011, Thanksgiving was about bracing ourselves for White Walke...read more »
39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »
2023 Archive: Asteroid City
Why was the table so symmetrical? Because after the Wes Anderson ...read more »
1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2025 Archive: AI Personalities
Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: AI Music
Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Year of the Girl
Why was everything "Girl-themed"? We had "Girl Dinner" (cheese an...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!