Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Because they always bring the drumsticks and then complain when someone tries to eat them! One turkey showed up anyway and told the host, “I’m here to give thanks too – thanks that I’m not on the platter yet!” The host laughed so hard he almost dropped the gravy boat.
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "TikTok 2" (The Brain-Link)
Why was the niece twitching her eyes? She was "scrolling" through...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition
In 2011, Thanksgiving was about bracing ourselves for White Walke...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Mannequin Challenge” Edition
In 2016, Thanksgiving was a wild ride. We were busy catching virt...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah
Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Table
Why was the tablecloth glowing? Because the table itself is a gia...read more »
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »
2024 Classic: The Bluey "The Sign" Episode
Why were all the parents crying? Because a 28-minute cartoon abou...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Tiger King” Edition
In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Zone
Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-te...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
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Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
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In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.