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2024 Classic: Hawk Tuah

Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried to use a viral meme catchphrase to explain his “secret technique” for making the turkey moist, and nobody wanted to hear it.

Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SimCity_Mayor08/31/2005 05:59Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@StoneCold_31605/30/2010 11:18And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@MTV_Unplugged08/02/2015 04:05Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Rugrats_Tommy10/19/1997 08:36A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Rocket_Power_9910/14/1995 22:58We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr07/16/2000 05:13The magic man... is laughing!
@HotBot_User07/24/2011 19:46Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Excite_User_9712/23/2007 08:47This site is very exciting!
@Slashdot_Effect07/25/2004 18:34We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

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