Why did the uncle get kicked out of the kitchen? Because he tried to use a viral meme catchphrase to explain his “secret technique” for making the turkey moist, and nobody wanted to hear it.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2009 Archive: Michael Jackson’s “This Is It”
Why was the mood so nostalgic? Because the world was mourning the King of Pop, and every time so... read more »
Why was the mood so nostalgic? Because the world was mourning the King of Pop, and every time so... read more »
2. 2012 Classic: The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee
Why was the atmosphere so regal? Because after 60 years of Elizabeth II, Grandma decided that sh... read more »
Why was the atmosphere so regal? Because after 60 years of Elizabeth II, Grandma decided that sh... read more »
3. 2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Because she was using a real-time "... read more »
Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Because she was using a real-time "... read more »
4. 2017 Classic: Game of Thrones (Season 7)
Why was the gravy "Beyond the Wall"? Because it was ice cold by the time the dragon-riding debat... read more »
Why was the gravy "Beyond the Wall"? Because it was ice cold by the time the dragon-riding debat... read more »
5. 2012 Vintage: The “YOLO” Craze
Why did the teenager eat four pieces of pie? Because "You Only Live Once," and apparently, heart... read more »
Why did the teenager eat four pieces of pie? Because "You Only Live Once," and apparently, heart... read more »
6. 2025 Legacy: The “No-Phone” Zone
Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-tech that "analog silence" is now... read more »
Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-tech that "analog silence" is now... read more »
7. 1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-law walked in and said, “You’re d... read more »
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-law walked in and said, “You’re d... read more »
8. 1999 Vintage: Pokémon (The Movie)
Why were the kids trading cards under the table? Because a "Mewtwo" was worth more than a second... read more »
Why were the kids trading cards under the table? Because a "Mewtwo" was worth more than a second... read more »
9. 1996 Classic: PalmPilot
Why did the "techie" cousin look so important? Because he was taking "eating notes" on a tiny gr... read more »
Why did the "techie" cousin look so important? Because he was taking "eating notes" on a tiny gr... read more »
10. 2008 Vintage: Britney Spears’ Comeback
Why was the Circus album on the table? Because Britney was back on top, and the aunts figured if... read more »
Why was the Circus album on the table? Because Britney was back on top, and the aunts figured if... read more »
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[1996-02-18 ARCHIVE_LOG]HTML_Hacker: <b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
[2012-01-05 ARCHIVE_LOG]Linux_Distro_User: Compiled this from source. 10/10.
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