Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a “Hydro-Wall” where guests could harvest their own arugula directly onto their plates.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Drake vs. Kendrick Beef
Why was the dinner so tense? Because the cousins spent three hour...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon Dynamite & TheFacebook” Edition
In 2004, Thanksgiving was about voting for Pedro, checking your f...read more »
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Universal Basic Income" Debate
Why was everyone so relaxed about their jobs? Because the AI took...read more »
2023 Archive: Succession (The Finale)
Why did nobody want to give up the remote? Because after the fina...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Beca...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Zone
Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-te...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (Finally!)
Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »
2024 Legacy: Wicked (The Movie Hype)
Why were the rolls green? Because everyone was "Defying Gravity" ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2020 Joke: A Turkey Was Running
A turkey was running through the farm on Thanksgiving morning yel...read more »
2023 Archive: Elon Musk & X
Why did nobody know what to call the app with the bird? Because E...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Underconsumption Core" Trend
Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Coronation of King Charles III
Why was the uncle demanding a crown? Because after the coronation...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!