Why was the uncle demanding a crown? Because after the coronation, he decided that being the oldest male at the table gave him the right to a “sacred anointing” of gravy.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
That was super fast and super funny!
I see you... laughing!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
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