Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of totality crossed the backyard, and for four minutes, the only thing more famous than the turkey was the moon blocking the sun.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!