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2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0

Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of totality crossed the backyard, and for four minutes, the only thing more famous than the turkey was the moon blocking the sun.

Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen07/04/2009 22:59A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor11/01/2010 21:23At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Magic_SchoolBus03/21/2009 17:16Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Bill_Ted_Excell05/18/1998 16:44Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/28/2012 05:25May I suggest another joke, sir?
@YouTube_Beta_User04/03/1995 21:20I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Warcraft_Orc09/06/2012 22:17Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Arthas_Fan_0203/18/2010 18:44Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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