Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a “smart pin” that told him the turkey was a “brown cat,” and he was currently questioning his life choices.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
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