Why was the whole house waking up to Mario sounds? Because Nintendo released a $100 alarm clock, and now “Super Mario Odyssey” music was the only way to signal the rolls were done.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: The Coronation of King Charles III
Why was the uncle demanding a crown? Because after the coronation...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dream-Ads" Scandal
Why was everyone talking about the same brand of soda? Because a ...read more »
2024 Legacy: Sabrina Carpenter’s "Espresso"
Why was everyone so caffeinated? Because "that’s that me espresso...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Year of the Girl
Why was everything "Girl-themed"? We had "Girl Dinner" (cheese an...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Underconsumption Core" Trend
Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Pesto" King Penguin
Why were we comparing Grandpa to a giant baby bird? Because "Pest...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Sofa-Jumping” Edition
In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Glasses Glow
Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren't p...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Sentient" Fridge
Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Drake vs. Kendrick Beef
Why was the dinner so tense? Because the cousins spent three hour...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition
In 1996, Thanksgiving was caught between the screech of a 28.8k m...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
I’ll mention this in my next episode!