Why was everyone staring at thin air during grace? They weren’t praying—they were wearing the new Apple Vision Lite glasses and watching a live football game projected onto the back of Grandma’s head.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: The "Smurf Cat" (Shailushai)
Why was there a blue cat with a mushroom hat on everyone's phone?...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition
In 2018, Thanksgiving was about surviving the "Snap," dodging the...read more »
2025 Archive: AI Personalities
Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dream-Ads" Scandal
Why was everyone talking about the same brand of soda? Because a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Hacked" Stuffing
Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »
2024 Archive: The Rabbit R1 & Humane Pin Fail
Why was the tech-uncle so quiet? Because he spent $700 on a "smar...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2021 “Bernie’s Mittens & Squid Game” Edition
In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon Dynamite & TheFacebook” Edition
In 2004, Thanksgiving was about voting for Pedro, checking your f...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was
The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving de...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
In 2006, Thanksgiving was a full-body workout thanks to Nintendo,...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
We created a monster... of a joke!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
No way! That’s too much!