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1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving

A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-law walked in and said, “You’re doing it all wrong! Let me show you how it’s done.” After ten minutes of instructions, the man finally handed her the knife and said, “Here, you do it. I’m thankful for the opportunity to sit down and watch a professional at work.” She took one look at the turkey and said, “On second thought, maybe we should just order pizza.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User10/27/2003 15:55Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@WiFi_Zero_One02/22/1995 16:58Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Cipher_Steak12/05/2001 13:37Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance12/05/2012 19:09Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Midi_Background10/07/2005 03:33Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Flickr_User_0404/13/1998 03:23A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Warcraft_Orc08/08/1997 04:53Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
@Believe_It_Or_N02/20/1995 18:46I choose to believe it’s funny.

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