Why was the dead great-grandfather giving a speech? Because they uploaded his old journals into a “Digital Soul” program, and he’s currently critiquing the way Dad carves the bird.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2025 “AI-Generated Gravy & Robot Relatives” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2022 “Corn Kid & Twitter Blue” Edition
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2023 Classic: iPhone 15 (USB-C)
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2025 Legacy: The "Metaverse" Black Friday
Why was nobody leaving for the mall? Because they were all "telep...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourism Hype
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2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Zone
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2025 Classic: Autonomous Delivery Drones
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36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition
In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »
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