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73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New Millennium” Edition

Welcome to the year 2000 – the year we survived the Y2K Bug only to realize we still had to go to work on Monday. It’s the era of Windows Me (the OS everyone wants to forget), the rise of The Sims (where you manage an office to relax from your real office), and the launch of the PlayStation 2. While the dot-com bubble starts to show some cracks, offices are leaning into the “New Millennium” aesthetic with even more translucent plastic and silver gadgets.

How can you make a blonde…

How can you make a blonde go to the roof? Tell her the drinks are on the house.

2025 Vintage: The Scared Elephant

Why don’t elephants use neural links? They’re afraid of “memory leaks.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Scared Elephant

2025 Vintage: The Smart Blanket

It detects when I’m “hogging” it and sends a small electric shock to my leg. My wife is sleeping like a baby. Part of the… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Smart Blanket

2025 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack

An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher’s smartphone during Sunday School failing completely when the wireless speaker automatically pairs with the speaker… Read More »2025 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack

2025 Archive: The “Legacy” AI

Why was the dead great-grandfather giving a speech? Because they uploaded his old journals into a “Digital Soul” program, and he’s currently critiquing the way… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Legacy” AI

2024 Legacy: The Despicable Me 4

“I’m a Mega-Minion!” “You’re a Mega-Disappointment when it comes to remembering to buy eggs. Go back to the store.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Despicable Me 4

2024 Archive: The Snoop Dogg in Paris

Why was the tourist wearing a tracksuit and carrying a torch? Because he wanted to be the official “Vibe Ambassador” of the Olympics just like… Read More »2024 Archive: The Snoop Dogg in Paris

2024 Classic: The Broken Fence

Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.” Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified

2024 Archive: The Pig

I’m “hogging” the processing power. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified

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