I’m “hogging” the processing power.
Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
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91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
Posting this to my own wall right now!