I’m “X-ing” through the neural-sphere.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Problem? No, just laughs!
I see what you did there. Clever!