126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018)

2018 was the year of the “Victory Royale” and the “Emotional Damage.” While Thanos was busy collecting stones, we were busy collecting V-Bucks and trying to get “Baby Shark” out of our heads (spoiler: it’s still there). It was the year of the Royal Wedding 2.0 (Harry & Meghan), the first successful landing on the far side of the moon by China, and the moment Black Panther changed the MCU forever. These puns are perfectly balanced, as all things should be, and optimized for a 60-fps experience.

The 2018 Top 10: Snap & Floss Classics

The Thanos Snap: I tried to tell Thanos a joke, but he only liked half of it. I guess the delivery was a bit “dusty.”
The Fortnite: I’m building a house out of puns in Tilted Towers. It’s a “structural” masterpiece, but I’m still “default”-ing on my social life.
The Baby Shark: I told my kid a shark joke. Now I’m stuck in a “doo-doo-doo” loop of regret. It’s a “fin”-ished situation.
The Black Panther: Wakanda is a great place for puns. They’re always “vibranium”-ing with energy.
The Floss Dance: I tried to floss in public. Now my teeth are clean, but my reputation is “shredded.”
The Bird Box: I tried to tell a joke while blindfolded. I didn’t see the punchline coming, but it was a “sensory” delight.
The Elon Musk (Tesla in Space): I sent my car into orbit. Now I’m just “driving” everyone crazy with space puns.
The A Star Is Born: Shallow is a great song, but I’m “off the deep end” with these one-liners.
The Incredibles 2: It took 14 years for the sequel. I guess the plot was just “stretching” out for the right moment.
The Spider-Man (Into the Spider-Verse): I met another version of myself today. He was “multi-versatile” and twice as punny.

The Full 2018 Archive (The “Victory Royale” List)

The Battery: I’m “positive” I’ll win this match.
The Magnet: I’m “attracted” to the new skins in the item shop.
The Mirror: I’m “reflecting” on why I’m still dabbing.
The Camera: I’m “focusing” on the win.
The Virus: I’m “infecting” the lobby with bad jokes.
The Laptop: I’m “folding” under the pressure of the final circle.
The Screen: I’m “displaying” my emotes.
The Mouse: I’m “clicking” with the new squad.
The Keyboard: I’m “typing” GG in the chat.
The Printer: I’m “inking” about a new strategy.
The Scanner: I’m “beaming” with joy after a headshot.
The Website: I’m “weaving” a web of victory.
The Link: I’m “sharing” my livestream.
The Cursor: I’m “pointing” at the loot.
The Password: I’m “locking” my account from hackers.
The Folder: I’m “organizing” my inventory.
The File: I’m “storing” my clips.
The Desktop: I’m “surface” deep in the game lore.
The Wallpaper: I’m “hanging” a poster of Thanos.
The Icon: I’m a “symbol” of the battle royale era.
The Trash Can: I’m “recycling” puns about dust.
The Window: I’m “browsing” for a new glider.
The Menu: I’m “selecting” my drop zone.
The Scroll: I’m “rolling” through the patch notes.
The Save: I’m “keeping” my health kits.
The Load: I’m “buffering” my social interactions.
The Font: I’m just your “bold” type of survivor.
The Space: I “need” more space for my V-Bucks.
The Shift: I’m “changing” my tactics.
The Control: I’m “alt-ering” my build.
The Escape: I’m “fleeing” from the storm.
The Home: I’m “landing” at the house.
The Tab: I’m “keeping” a tab on the player count.
The Delete: I’m “erasing” the competition.
The Number: I’m “counting” my wins.
The Bread: I’m “rising” to the top.
The Butter: I’m “spreading” the news.
The Egg: I’m “cracking” the shield.
The Cheese: I’m “grating” on the other players.
The Milk: I’m “milking” the battle pass.
The Coffee: I’m “brewing” a plan.
The Tea: I’m “spilling” the secrets.
The Sugar: I’m “coating” the loss.
The Salt: I’m “shaking” off the saltiness of being eliminated.
The Honey: I’m “stuck” in a rift.
The Jam: I’m “jamming” to the lobby music.
The Toast: I’m the “talk” of the island.
The Juice: I’m “concentrating” on the target.
The Water: I’m “streaming” live.
The Soda: I’m “fizzing” with excitement.
The Apple: I’m “taking” a bite out of the competition.
The Banana: I’m “peeling” lucky today.
The Orange: I’m “glad” I didn’t get snapped.
The Grape: I’m “whining” about the lag.
The Melon: I’m “one” in a hundred players.
The Peach: I’m “just” feeling fuzzy.
The Pear: We’re a “fruitful” duo.
The Plum: I’ve got a “juicy” tip on a treasure map.
The Cherry: I’m the “top” of the leaderboard.
The Lemon: I hope this update isn’t a “lemon.”
The Lime: I’m in the “limelight” after that win.
The Berry: I’m “berry” much into this season.
The Nut: I’m “cracking” the safe.
The Bean: I’ve “been” playing since season one.
The Corn: This pun is “shucking” awesome.
The Potato: I’m no longer a “couch” potato.
The Tomato: I’m “ketching” up on my levels.
The Carrot: I’m “rooting” for my squad.
The Onion: I’m “peeling” back the layers of the plot.
The Garlic: I’m “breath-taking” (literally, I’m out of breath from running).
The Mushroom: I’m a “fun-gi” to play with.
The Tree: I’m “branching” out to new games.
The Leaf: I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf.
The Flower: I’m “blooming” in the spotlight.
The Bee: I’m “buzzing” with every notification.
The Ant: I’m “working” on my digital footprint.
The Spider: I’m “weaving” through the spider-verse.
The Fish: I’m “hooked” on the new map.
The Bird: I’m “tweeting” about my win.
The Cat: I’m “purr-fectly” fine with the meta.
The Dog: I’m “barking” up the right tower.
The Horse: I’m “stable” for the next update.
The Cow: I’m “moo-ving” to the safe zone.
The Pig: I’m “hogging” all the legendary loot.
The Sheep: I’m “following” the streamers.
The Duck: I’m “quacking” up at the fails.
The Bear: I can’t “bear” to lose my streak.
The Lion: I’m “pride-ful” of my skins.
The Tiger: I’m “earning” my stripes.
The Elephant: I’ll “never” forget 2018.
The Monkey: I’m “swinging” by the supply drop.
The Snake: I’m “hiss-terical” when the Wi-Fi drops.
The Turtle: I’m “slowly” gaining XP.
The Frog: I’m “leaping” into the next match.
The Sun: I’m “shining” on the winners.
The Moon: I’m “phasing” out of the game.
The Star: I’m “twinkling” in the digital sky.
The Cloud: I’m “storing” my progress.
The Rain: I’m “pouring” through the stats.
The Snow: I’m “chilled” out.
The Wind: I’m “blown” away by the graphics.
The Fire: I’m “on fire” today.
The Water: I’m “treading” the waves.
The Earth: I’m “grounded.”
The Air: I’m “broadcasting.”
The Metal: I’m “iron-clad.”
The Wood: I’m “pining” for a win.
The Glass: I’m “transparent.”
The Plastic: I’m “flexible.”
The Paper: I’m “writing” the rules.
The Stone: I’m “rocking” it.
The Sand: I’m “shore.”
The Dust: I’m “settling.”
The Smoke: I’m “vanishing.”
The Shadow: I’m “lurking.”
The End: I’m “snapping” out—catch you in 2019!