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2025 Vintage: The Cow

 I’m “moo-ving” to a better dimension.

Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus01/06/1999 02:04What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Palm_Pilot_User05/06/2001 09:39Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette05/04/2001 10:30I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H07/26/1998 12:21Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Illidan_Blind07/07/2003 05:28I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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