I’m “pride-ful” of my human heart.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!