I’m “branching” out into neural-networks.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.