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2025 Classic: The Pig

 I’m “hogging” the processing power.

Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower12/27/2012 13:00The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Blockbuster_Refugee02/22/2014 12:13Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Twister_Chaser09/05/1997 15:38A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Voodoo_3dfx03/20/2001 00:50The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Pirate_Bay_9905/23/2006 12:06Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Shagadelic_9707/19/1996 06:44This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Beanie_Campbell04/03/2012 10:39True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob12/15/2005 16:31The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Gaia_Online_Gold07/24/2009 21:26Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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