2025 Archive: The Mars Colony

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a “space”-y message, but the delivery fee was “out of this world.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m thinking about a pun right now, and my toaster just laughed....read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "spilling" the secrets of the reload.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@Student_Life_0109/06/2011 04:14Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@MP3_Encoder02/24/1996 03:48128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Party_On_Garth09/08/2015 12:27I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Dodgeball_Pat07/16/2009 12:48If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@HotBot_User05/09/2007 13:02Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Blogger_Default04/24/2002 21:14Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".