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The Common Sense
A rare commodity in the modern world. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Emmy Vibe
Why the “Year of Big Returns”? Because after years of streaming chaos, the heavy hitters (Severance, Hacks) came back to remind everyone who’s boss. Part… Read More »2025 Legacy: The 2025 Final Emmy Vibe
2025 Legacy: The “Eco-Fountain” Fireworks
Why was the firework silent? Because “Noise-Pollution-Free” pyrotechnics use sound-cancellation waves to protect the local cats’ ears. Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes:… Read More »2025 Legacy: The “Eco-Fountain” Fireworks
2025 Archive: The AI Blockbuster
We saw the first movie written, directed, and acted entirely by AI. I told my wife it was perfect. She said, “It felt a little… Read More »2025 Archive: The AI Blockbuster
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony
I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a “space”-y message, but the delivery fee was “out of this world.” Part of the… Read More »2025 Archive: The Mars Colony
2023 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2023 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2023 Classic: The Roman Empire
A girl asks her boyfriend, “How often do you think about the Roman Empire?” He looks at his beer and says, “Honestly? Every time I… Read More »2023 Classic: The Roman Empire
2023 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
Why The Bear? For proving that “Chef” is the most romanticized profession of the decade. Part of the 36 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Succession’s… Read More »2023 Classic: Outstanding Comedy
2022 Legacy: The Bookmark
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Bookmark