2020 Vintage: The Banana Bread
If I see one more loaf of banana bread, I’m going to lose it. We have twelve black bananas on the counter. My wife says… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Banana Bread
2020 Legacy: The Zoom Fatigue
“Doctor, I’m tired.” “Me too. Let’s just turn our cameras off and nap for the rest of the session.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Zoom Fatigue
2019 Archive: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of the Lion King remake (sort of). Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Archive: The Lion
2019 Vintage: The “Impossible Burger” Expansion
Why did politicians care about fake meat? Because they realized that “Saving the Planet” might actually taste like a Whopper, which is the only way… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Impossible Burger” Expansion
2018 Vintage: The Incredibles 2 Wait
“It took 14 years for the sequel!” “Just like it’s going to take 14 years for you to clean the gutters. I see a pattern.” Part… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Incredibles 2 Wait
2018 Legacy: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
The parish secretary throwing a small party in the office because the new high-speed internet connection allows her to upload the weekly bulletin to the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The High-Speed Internet Celebration
2018 Classic: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Why “Feel It Still”? Because Portugal. The Man made a song that sounded like 1966 and 2018 had a baby. Part of the 36 Grammy… Read More »2018 Classic: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
2017 Legacy: The Fall of Raqqa
Why was 2017 the “Year of the Rubble”? Because the coalition realized that the best way to “Liberate” the ISIS capital was to make sure… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Fall of Raqqa
2017 Classic: The World of Warcraft “Shadow Anthology”
Why was the IT department quiet? Because they were preparing for the next expansion and “Life” was just a side quest. Part of the 78… Read More »2017 Classic: The World of Warcraft “Shadow Anthology”
2017 Classic: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the “Kaby Lake-R” chip was trying to render a 4K YouTube video of a guy spinning a fidget spinner.… Read More »2017 Classic: The Laptop Heat