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Why was 2016 a long year for golf? Because Tiger spent the whole time recovering from back surgery, leaving us with nothing but “hopes and… Read More »2016 Archive: The Tiger Woods “Will He or Won’t He”
“Doctor, I think I’m addicted to mobile games.” “I’ll send you a link to a specialist. Please ‘Like and Subscribe’ to his channel first.” Part… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Second Opinion
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to plastic minute cards, even though your cell phone plan has included unlimited nationwide calling… Read More »2014 Classic: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
Why was the boss’s watch black? Because it was 4 PM and his “Future of Time” had already run out of juice. Part of the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Smartwatch “Battery Life”
Why was the movie so long? Because Christopher Nolan wanted us to experience time relativity firsthand—by the time you walked out of the theater, it… Read More »2014 Legacy: Interstellar Premiere
“To the year of the selfie!” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Why was Leonardo DiCaprio crawling toward a Lamborghini? Because he proved that the most impressive bit of acting in 2013 wasn’t a monologue—it was a… Read More »2013 Archive: The Wolf of Wall Street Quaaludes
Why “Walk”? Because Dave Grohl is the only man who can make “learning to walk again” sound like a stadium anthem. Part of the 38… Read More »2012 Vintage: Best Rock Song
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