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2016 Vintage: The Second Opinion

“Doctor, I think I’m addicted to mobile games.” “I’ll send you a link to a specialist. Please ‘Like and Subscribe’ to his channel first.”

Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder05/16/2004 13:13I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@PowerRanger_Red11/05/2005 04:29It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Flash_Player_Fan09/28/2007 20:27Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Judge_Dredd_Law01/09/2001 02:26I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@BackToFuture_M02/16/1999 15:27Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

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