2025 Legacy: The End

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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

@Project_Mayhem01/21/2002 16:55Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Wild_Thornberry04/17/2012 11:39Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Borat_Very_Nice06/26/2015 10:28Very nice! Great success!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan11/20/2005 20:02My fist is clenched... with joy!

@Bernie_Mittens05/06/2012 20:37I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.