A big-game hunter went on safari…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.
The Secret Ingredient
Cooking with family is always a recipe for a great OHH! moment. My mother-in-law said her secret ingredient is “love.” After tasting her casserole, I’m… Read More »The Secret Ingredient
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador! The most talented pup in the park.
2025 Vintage: The Smart Lighting
It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house has been glowing red since 6 PM. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Smart Lighting
2025 Legacy: The End
“You’re all set. See you in the next ‘Firmware Update’!” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2025 Legacy: The End
2025 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack
Why Oppenheimer? No, that was last year—it was Dune: Part Two! For making sand sound like a spiritual experience. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2025 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
“The AI will perform the surgery.” “Is it safe?” “It hasn’t crashed since this morning.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink &… Read More »2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
2025 Vintage: The Martian
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) you keep me waiting? I’ve got a rocket to catch! Part of… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Martian
2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup
I bought a giant mug that keeps my water cold for three years. I’m just “quenching” my thirst for status. Part of the 104 Classic… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Stanley Cup
2024 Vintage: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom win a gold medal in 2024? It swept the competition in Paris. Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Brave Broom