2025 Vintage: The Martian

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) you keep me waiting? I’ve got a rocket to catch!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@Linux_Kernel_0.112/28/2008 09:43Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Titanic_Survivor05/06/2009 15:12I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/23/2008 19:42So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Cyber_Traveler07/08/2001 16:39Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Gnutella_User02/03/1998 09:26Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Wrestling_Nut05/23/1998 14:14Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Hamster_Dance_X08/16/2003 19:18Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Homestar_Runner06/29/2011 08:29That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Opera_User_9911/11/2006 03:41Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.